I write concise, clear, easy-to-read copy. I have written about custom insoles, fine furniture, backpacks and basketballs,
I have written about thirty humor pieces for The New Yorker’s website, many of which have gone viral. Another big area of focus for me is wine, which I have written about extensively for the San Francisco Chronicle, and the Japanese beverage shochu, which I have written about for both Food and Wine's website and The Awl. An exciting new development - I started doing humor pieces for Real Simple, like this one about a disgusting chair.
Here is a meme I made of my dog the day that Trump was inaugurated. If anyone knows a way I can make a living making memes of my dog, please let me know, Otherwise, please contact me about paying work.